can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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