yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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