If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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