it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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