where does the pee come out of this thing
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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