i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
ttyl tear gas
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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