is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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