we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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