they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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