Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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