I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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