We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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