Buhtt sex?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Boobs speak an international language.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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