In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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