Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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