He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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