so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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