We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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