The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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