Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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