Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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