Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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