Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
