i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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