is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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