hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
