Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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