did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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