you win again, gameday.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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