Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
no, he came in my armpit
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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