Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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