so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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