We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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