awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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