I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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