last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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