doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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