woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My feet surprised me
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