he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This house was built for laser tag.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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