Where did you get a picture of my penis
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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