May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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