We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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