There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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