Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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