Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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