I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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