So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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