dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its not stalking. its research.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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