WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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