sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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