Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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