You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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