the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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