He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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