wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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