Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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