so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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