Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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