Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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