After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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